Speech therapy...

A more lighthearted forum where you can post amusing anecdotes, jokes and anything that tickles your fancy without the fear of serious dicussion!!

Speech therapy...

Postby Carbilly » Wed Aug 11, 2010 6:01 pm

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Cornishman were all attending a speech therapy clinic run by a devastatingly attractive therapist. She'd exhausted every technique on these three to cure their impediment without success.
Finally, out of total exasperation, she came up with one last desperate ruse to cure the three of their dreadful stammers.
''Look'', she exclaimed, ''if any one of you can tell me where you were born without stammering, then I'll have passionate sex with you here and now.''
Well, the Englishman went first. ''OK Peter, where were you born?'' asked the therapist.
''BBBBBirmingham!'' replied the Englishman.
Next came the Irishman. '' Well Paddy, where's your birthplace?''
''DDDDublin!!!'' spake the Irishman.
That just left the Cornishman. ''Right Perran.'' said the therapist,''place of birth please''.
Perran took a deep breath and said in a clear, measured voice ''London''.
The therapist was surprised, but agreed to uphold her side of the bargain and the pair were soon at it like knives. After about 10 minutes, the therapist noticed that the Cornishman had turned a deep red colour and appeared to be short of air. ''Are you OK, ?'' she enquired, to which the Cornishman answered by blurting out.....
'' AAAApprentice!!!!!''

(it's near St Austell, for those who don't know!)
Posts: 204
Joined: Tue Sep 22, 2009 4:43 pm

Re: Speech therapy...

Postby Mark » Wed Aug 11, 2010 8:32 pm

Very good! :D
As long as a hundred of us remain alive, we shall never give in to the domination of the English. We fight not for glory, not for wealth nor honours but only and alone for freedom, which no good man surrenders but with his life...
User avatar
Posts: 585
Joined: Mon Jan 04, 2010 7:25 pm
Location: Nowhere in England

Return to Cornwall24 Lite

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: CommonCrawl [Bot] and 0 guests