Just saw this on Twitter:
A disgruntled LIb Dem rang the Lib Dem office in Cornwall and asked for a copy of the election manifesto.
The voice at the other end explained that they had sold out.
The disgruntled Lib Dem said "I know - but can I have a copy of the manifesto?"
When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion.