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Lib Dem Manifesto

Postby Stephen Richardson » Mon Nov 29, 2010 3:55 pm

Just saw this on Twitter:

A disgruntled LIb Dem rang the Lib Dem office in Cornwall and asked for a copy of the election manifesto.

The voice at the other end explained that they had sold out.

The disgruntled Lib Dem said "I know - but can I have a copy of the manifesto?"
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Re: Lib Dem Manifesto

Postby Anselm » Wed Dec 29, 2010 10:36 am

Why did Nick Clegg cross the road?

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Re: Lib Dem Manifesto

Postby P_Trembath » Wed Dec 29, 2010 11:40 am

Isn't that because he had his nose firmly embedded in a part of Mr. Cameron's anatomy?
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