Topic: MK anagrams
WillinChina

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Posted:
17.May 2005 - 02:49

Since MK has extended its name to "Mebyon Kernow - The Party for Cornwall" it has leant itself to certain anagrams, such as:

Men who try for beer now only talk crap.

Want only partly free home: brown rock.

Weep not for thy broken army, Cornwall.

Any other contributions on this or any other Cornish theme? (just for fun)
xxxxxx

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Posted:
17.May 2005 - 04:18

Narrowly conformant, perky bowel. (Removed the)

Warmly knob narrowly. Potence. (Removed the and for)

CONTEMPORARY KNOWN BRAY WELL

CONTEMPORARY KNOB ALL NEW WRY

COMPONENTRY BROKEN WALLY RAW

COMPONENTRY RANKLE BYLAW ROW

COMPONENTRY WANKER RALLY BOW

CONTEMPORARY BROWN WANK YELL

COMPONENTRY WANKER BLOW LYRA

COMPONENTRY BROKE WALLY WARN

COMPONENTRY BROWN RALLY WEAK

COMPONENTRY LABEL WORRY WANK

CANKERWORM ENTROPY BAWL ONLY
Kattell

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Posted:
2.Jan 2006 - 17:56

I think someone's got too much time on his hands!
lyskerrys

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Posted:
2.Jan 2006 - 22:50

Surprise, surprise. WillInChina only posted anagrams relating (even vaguely and humorously) to Cornwall or MK. Strop on the other hand posts any old crap, even removing inconvenient words, and not forming sentences. Well done.

"COMPONENTRY BROKE WALLY WARN" relates especially closely to Cornwall, I thought.
xxxxxx

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Posted:
3.Jan 2006 - 01:55

QuoteSurprise, surprise. WillInChina only posted anagrams relating (even vaguely and humorously) to Cornwall or MK. Strop on the other hand posts any old crap, even removing inconvenient words, and not forming sentences. Well done.


Surprise surprise, lyskerrys contributes nothing to the thread, then has the gall to critisise me for doing just what was asked.

I think WillinChina nailed it with;

Men who try for beer now only talk crap.

Gosh, lyskerrys has now got a role on the board all to himself. It's only the role of following me about moaning on and on like a two year old who's had his smarties taken off him, and demonstrating his profound lack of humour, but at least it's a role.

Funnily enough, the words "Mebyon Kernow - The Party for Cornwall" give an apt anagram to describe our Lys..

"Non-party knob, worm fellow treachery."
Stonefly
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Posted:
3.Jan 2006 - 02:25

Not 'treachery', eh strop...but that wouldn't fit either your anagram or your own personal take on spelling, would it? (said a dolt...or is that dlot?)
HarvsPenzance

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Posted:
3.Jan 2006 - 02:31

OOh anagram programs. They're so im-per-ess-ive.
Maybe if I use one people would think I am so witty and sooooper-clever and thought them all up on my own, (rather than just type some shit in and cut-and-paste the result)
Not a complete cnut.
Stonefly
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Posted:
3.Jan 2006 - 02:32

You, sir, are King Cnut!
Stonefly
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Posted:
3.Jan 2006 - 02:33

Only kidding, HP, but it was somewhat irresistable :mrgreen:
xxxxxx

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Posted:
3.Jan 2006 - 02:33

Thanks to my personal spell checker, as I had omitted an "a".

An anagram of "stonefly" is sly often. icon_biggrin
Stonefly
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Posted:
3.Jan 2006 - 02:35

big f***ing deal
xxxxxx

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Posted:
3.Jan 2006 - 02:49

Back fueling dig.
Stonefly
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Posted:
3.Jan 2006 - 03:01

Here's a spoonerism (because it only works phonetically, and some LECTURORS on here have enough trouble with letters):
Tot a wad sosser
xxxxxx

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Posted:
3.Jan 2006 - 03:13

Oh dear, how childish can you get? Thrown all your toys out of the pram now?
Stonefly
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Posted:
3.Jan 2006 - 03:19

Is that the best response you can come up with, LECTUROR?
Stonefly
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Posted:
3.Jan 2006 - 03:21

Or did you get your mum to do it for you?
xxxxxx

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Posted:
3.Jan 2006 - 03:26

Well well, that's fine talk coming from someone whose idea of a witty response is, and I quote; big f***ing deal.

Why have you ruined yet another thread with your childishness Stonefly? I mean, seeing as your idea of the correct way to use a debate forum is to go about picking on simple spelling errors, maybe you should stick to that?
Doc.Martin

Posts: 15

Posted:
3.Jan 2006 - 03:30

It is my professional diagnosis that a number of participants to this thread have had someone yanking on their man-pon strings. Lyskerry and Flyedstone should try wearing pads instead.

There has been no charge for this consultation.

And to support the anagram challange, my full diagnosis:

Farty Cramp. Now yellow hornet broken.
lyskerrys

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Posted:
3.Jan 2006 - 08:52

"strop, there's a surprise,"Funnily enough, the words "Mebyon Kernow - The Party for Cornwall" give an apt anagram to describe our Lys..

"Non-party knob, worm fellow treachery."


"Worm fellow treachery", now there's a phrase you hear all the time in everyday conversation. You see, strop, the art of a good anagram includes grammar, something your examples are missing.

That said, I thought that the beer / crap anagram was the best one too!
GolowDydh
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Posted:
3.Jan 2006 - 17:24

I assume that nobody is wasting time with a pen and paper working out these things,
so does it make them 'Post by Prog' stroppy?
Stonefly
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Posted:
3.Jan 2006 - 18:51

I was only taking the p*ss, strop - there's honestly no malice behind it!