Topic: American Football Back in Cornwall The Sharks are here.
Coach

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Posted:
17.Jan 2006 - 15:20

My name is Coach Brian John Smallworth an I,m the Head Coach of the Cornish Sharks American football team based in Newquay.
We are a new team this year and were looking for any one who is interested in playing American football, we received a lottery grant to cover the costs of the equipment for any new player who want to try out.
we enter the league next year 2007, but this year we have to play 2 games.
Have had a lot of interest from rugby players , as we dont clash with themin there season.
we play april till sept.
so if any rugby players want to keep fit during the summer here's your chance come play american football.
Stonefly
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Posted:
17.Jan 2006 - 16:18

Gridiron.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
AndyQ

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Posted:
17.Jan 2006 - 17:49

I think the money would be better spent if it was ploughed into Newquay Hornets RFC.
troll

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Posted:
17.Jan 2006 - 17:56

I'd play if I still lived in Cornwall.

It's great to hear someone's starting up a team in Cornwall again, good luck.
Brian

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Posted:
17.Jan 2006 - 20:49

I think American football is a bit too homoerotic for my tastes.

Good to have diversity of sport but I'm not sure about all the campness; it's just too open.
fancyabrew

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Posted:
20.Jan 2006 - 13:30

isn't it just a form of catch?
lyskerrys

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20.Jan 2006 - 13:49

I thought it was hours of setting up in between seconds of play. Give me Rugby Union instead, thanks.
Stonefly
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21.Jan 2006 - 09:30

I've actually seen some heretics performing this profane ritual upon the sacred greenery of The Mennaye.....mind you, it was some time back, & I'm fully recovered now <<SQUAWK>>
radar

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31.Jan 2006 - 16:17

i have played american football for some time now. Previously i played prop. i turned up for the first session of american footie and i havent looked back since.

remember american football isnt a contact sport its a collision sport!! :twisted:
fancyabrew

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31.Jan 2006 - 16:45

its a bleddy dull sport
troll

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31.Jan 2006 - 17:38

I like it. It's good fun to play - you can hit people harder than you do in rugby icon_smile
Stonefly
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31.Jan 2006 - 20:04

That could be said of boxing, troll (which doesn't seem to require participants to dress up as a cross between Joan Collins in 'Dynasty' and a motorcyclist icon_lol )
So-Fyne

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3.Feb 2006 - 14:02

I am happy to see Cornwall finally recognizing other sports other than European football and rugby. I know alot of men from St. Mawgan including my husband are getting excited to come out and support the Cornish Team. It is about time Cornwall gets recognized for more than just a place to visit and party during the summer. We tried last year to try to get the Guardian to get involved in the Cornwall Basketball league. I have been to many leisure centres across Cornwall and I see alot of youths getting involved. Keeping the kids that aren't interested in the traditional British sports out of trouble. I know my 15 yr old neighbor is all about basketball now. He also has grown to love American Football just as much. We also took him to Ascar in Huntingdon a couple of years ago to see the V-8 powered American race cars. It was just like our Nascar sport back home. He wants to go again this year. Concluding this messege, don't knock American Football until you know the rules and game and also have had a chance to train or play. I know I will be definitely on the sidelines watching! Go Cornish Sharks. icon_biggrin
fancyabrew

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Posted:
3.Feb 2006 - 14:37

American catch, I have watched and fell asleep, dull isn't the word
lyskerrys

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3.Feb 2006 - 15:03

At least rugby union players can string a sentence together and have a higher IQ than the numbers on their back.... icon_wink
radar

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3.Feb 2006 - 16:15

I think if people were to learn about the game they wouldent be so against it, Like my dad says and i quote "Dont judge what you dont understand!"

Anyway im getting excited about the thaught of the big hits, the pain and the ringing sound in my head after nailing someone.............Still concussed after 4 years out??? Hmm I dunno....Ramble ramble jabba jabba rhubarb. Too many hits to the head..........Erm what was i talking about..... Gotta go buy some beans...You know the ones wiv the little sausages in em??? Help me!!!!! :shock:
radar

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3.Feb 2006 - 16:18

PLEASE HELP MEEEEE! I NEED TO PLAY IM GOING OUT OF MY MIND WAITING. IM GOING DEAD TURKEY I FINK?? ERM ERRR ....
lyskerrys

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Posted:
3.Feb 2006 - 16:18

I do know about the game cos a College mate played for the University. Learning about it didn't change my opinion of it!
radar

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3.Feb 2006 - 16:21

YEAH... WHAT COLLEGE??
omdowlor

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3.Feb 2006 - 16:29

Lottery grants for American Football!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! When Cornish Wrestling appears unable to obtain grant aid from any source. Our time honoured sport has to be sponsored by the individuals involved. Good luck to them in the future.
radar

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3.Feb 2006 - 16:33

CORNISH WRESTLING .. lots of heretage ond tradition i respect that.
So-Fyne

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3.Feb 2006 - 17:54

I think someone needs some more pub time.....and furthermore I would love to see you say what you are saying on this board to an American Footballers face. They may be using you as an extra point!
AndyQ

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3.Feb 2006 - 18:28

American footballers, ooo scary!!!! The game is boring and over rated and should NEVER be funded by lottery grants. As omdowler has said, Cornish Wrastling should get the money, it's our sport, our heritage and tradition. American football... give me break, big hard men, ok yeah. Now Aussie Rules... that's a game second to Rugby Union, love the punch ups!!
lyskerrys

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Posted:
3.Feb 2006 - 22:27

Wasn't a grant application once refused because the body said that Cornish Wrasslin was too dangerous? :shock:
xxxxxx

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Posted:
4.Feb 2006 - 02:22

More American cultural imperialism, and a shite game to boot.

No self respecting Cornish, Welsh, English, Scottish, or Irish, or person of any other nation outside of the US should play this travesty of a game.
radar

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Posted:
4.Feb 2006 - 09:27

do the words "Change " and "Progress " scare some of you?? :x
lyskerrys

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Posted:
4.Feb 2006 - 09:28

So let's swamp the States with Cornish Wrasslin and Hurling and deny funding for baseball, basketball and american football, in the name of progress.
radar

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Posted:
4.Feb 2006 - 09:29

SO-FYNE......MY FACE IS READY BUT I AINT NO KICKER HUN IM A D-LINE MAN!! ALL I KNOW IS HOW TO DAMAGE THINGS...IS THIS OK??
radar

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4.Feb 2006 - 09:34

WHY ARE SO MANY PEOPLE BLINKERD?? I CANT GET MY HEAD AROUND IT EITHER WAY EACH TO THEIR OWN AND LETS AGREE TO DISAGREE PEOPLE. ANYWAYS OFF TO THE GYM FOR ME BYEEEEEE!!
lyskerrys

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4.Feb 2006 - 09:40

"radar"WHY ARE SO MANY PEOPLE BLINKERD??

Never heard of someone having an opinion that differs from yours? Got problems with that?

And FYI it's considered "shouting" and bad Net etiquette to type in all capitals.
radar

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Posted:
4.Feb 2006 - 09:55

im a big dumb football player and its easier for me to read BIG letters pmsl!!
So-Fyne

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Posted:
4.Feb 2006 - 12:13

Radar, you are a funny guy. icon_smile If this is the way they feel, so be it. All I know is that the funding has already been put aside and that it has been given a green light. I know I will be there. Little do they know it but American football is played at many of the Universities here in Britain. BTW we do have Cornish Wrasslin in North America. We actually have tournaments for it dear.
So-Fyne

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Posted:
4.Feb 2006 - 12:18

http://www.nagaa.org/
As far as Hurling you can check this website out too. At least we recognize England and Welsch sports in America. We don't discriminate just because it is from another country.
radar

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Posted:
4.Feb 2006 - 12:20

AWW SHUCKS!! sorry aww shucks!!
radar

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Posted:
4.Feb 2006 - 12:25

Hmmmm its gone all silent......
AndyQ

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Posted:
4.Feb 2006 - 13:08

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As far as Hurling you can check this website out too. At least we recognize England and Welsch sports in America. We don't discriminate just because it is from another country.


For a start, Kernow isn't England and another, we are not discriminating against another country. American Football is a bastardisation of Rugby and doesn't appeal to the average person over here in the British Isles. I find it boring and as about as flowing as treacle or should i say molasses!!

Now i'm going to settle down and watch a real sport, Rugby Union in the shape of the Six Nations, good flowing rugby with plenty of hard tackles and fisty cuffs with out the Volvo like padded protection to stop you getting hurt!!
radar

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Posted:
4.Feb 2006 - 13:11

turn up and give it a go mate then tell me its boring and the protection stops the pain. newquay sports centre 26th feb 11 oclock.
AndyQ

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Posted:
4.Feb 2006 - 14:22

Radar, i don't think the body could take Association Football let alone Rugby these days!!!
So-Fyne

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Posted:
4.Feb 2006 - 16:02

You know AndyQ I could say the same thing about Rugby..all the men do is push back and forth in a circle for hours at a time, then the ball falls and they pick it back up and pass it to another player. Kind of sounds like an assembly line to me. I still will watch it with the neighbors though. It is very funny to me how much the rugby players I have spoken to from the Plymouth team say how much they would love to play American football. All I can say it just boils down to your taste, but no one should be down talking any sport...American or European or whatever other country. All sports players have earned the right to play somehow someway. Cheers. and have fun watching your team play today. Sorry if I offended you by calling Kernow part of England. Once again I guess if your Cornish you have the right to say that.
AndyQ

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4.Feb 2006 - 16:48

Fair comment Fyne, it's all down to a matter of taste and nothing to do with discrimination. As for the Plymouth Albion team, well they're an English club, so that says it all !! icon_lol :wink:

I agree with what you say about not talking down any sport, we should encourage sport if anything, especially Rugby Union here in Kernow as there is so much potential for the furure of this sport in our small nation.
cmaxx

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Posted:
7.Feb 2006 - 19:56

Im up for a bit of American Football, can someone please post me some more details please!!! Im 24 from Bodmin, 6ft 5" 18st, I know the basic rules but im no expert, but i can take hits and hit back harder!!!
Coach

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7.Feb 2006 - 22:00

Hi cmaxx here's a little more info for you about the Sharks, as head coach I've played and coached for 40 years ,and have been lucky to have been all round the world playing and coaching this fine sport.
The Team have there trials on the 26th of feb at the Newquay sport center.
time 12.30 bring your sweats and boots, you have the size to height to fit in well into our system, the colours of the Team are Las vagas gold helmets, black face cages, black shirts with a white cross on them, las vagas gold pants, white socks and black tops.
with the players that are committed to the team already I know that this will be one of the best Teams I've put together.
as Head coach I've won over 380 games now, 2 nationals championships , 14 div titles. 1 european title, been elected into the minor league hall of fame for the sport in the states.
so as you can see your not going to be coached by some arm chair coach.
see you on the 26th.
icon_rolleyes
cmaxx

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Posted:
8.Feb 2006 - 17:16

Sounds Good, Im definitly interested!!!

How many players are signed up so far and what will be involved at the trials??

My main concern is the fact ive never played the game before and I dont wanna be surrounded by players who know what they are doing and Im slowing them up!!!
troll

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8.Feb 2006 - 17:31

I shouldn't worry cmaxx, there'll be lots of players like you. If you've played rugby you should have a head start. When I first started playing the coaches and players were very helpful and as time went on I worked my way into the starting team. Unlike football and rugby players can be changed at will so you should get on the pitch in matches. I'd imagine that this team would work the same.
radar

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Posted:
8.Feb 2006 - 18:12

hey troll why dont you come join us in newquay on the 26th of feb.. who did you play for ??

im an ex admiral but now im a shark!!
troll

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8.Feb 2006 - 18:22

I can't I'm afraid. 250 miles each way is a bit far icon_frown
radar

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Posted:
8.Feb 2006 - 23:28

what was yer team?
Chaz#62

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Posted:
9.Feb 2006 - 20:41

Hawking the internet are you again BJS?

Good luck for the trials

Chaz
www.bristolaztecs.co.uk
Ian

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9.Feb 2006 - 20:50

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I am happy to see Cornwall finally recognizing other sports other than European football and rugby.


Nothing wrong with a focus on other sports, after all were going to need to get some people interested in a lot more than rugby when we get a team in the Commonwealth Games. I think I wouldn't mind Cornwall getting rid of any interest in that round ball game (sorry fancybrew), perhaps replacing it with Americano football (but wait until Bush is out of the Whitehouse please).
fancyabrew

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10.Feb 2006 - 09:52

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I think I wouldn't mind Cornwall getting rid of any interest in that round ball game (sorry fancybrew),


a hell of a lot of Cornish follow football, lots and lots of buses go to Argyle
Stonefly
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Posted:
10.Feb 2006 - 10:19

I have to vote for Association Football here....gridiron is the more boring of the two! :P
morgarrow
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Posted:
10.Feb 2006 - 12:56

Yes I was only having my little joke fancybrew. Must admit I've only watched US football for the few seconds when switching TV channels Stonefly. Anyway all to their own as they say.

It's quite odd that Cornwall has never thought of developing a school of excellence in water sports when we've got so much water on all four sides of us. There generally always somewhere along our coast where you can either find or avoid the wind. However, we seem to plump for the low end of things - catering for seaside fun for tourists which will train people to a standard to take holiday makers on short boat trips two mile along the coast, pull them around on big yellow bananas or look after those little buzzy harbour motorboats. I'm not really having a go at people involved in doing that, just thinking through ideas to use the one big resource we have, which strategically is something worth spending Objective 1 money on.

There is certainly a lot less Cornish people involved in professional marine occupations these days and this would in some ways go towards keeping up a continuity and give us a pool of expertise for anyone to call on and provide an opportunity for Cornish people of all ages to earn a decent wage without travelling outside the country (Cornwall that is).

The vision would be that when UK and even Europe hosted international games of any kind which partly incorporated water sports Cornwall would be one of the first places to be considered, because this is where the expertise and facilities could be found.. The focus would not only be on expertise within water/marine sports though, but all professions with links to the marine environment.
AndyQ

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Posted:
10.Feb 2006 - 18:39

Morgarrow, check this out.

http://www.intercelticwatersportsfestival.com/
morgarrow
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11.Feb 2006 - 17:48

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BTW we do have Cornish Wrasslin in North America. We actually have tournaments for it dear.


8) Fair point I would say?????

Thanks for the link to the Interceltic Water Sports site andyQ - I had forgotten about it. Of coursesomething like this could be a springboard to greater things.
Stonefly
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Posted:
11.Feb 2006 - 20:19

Anyway, back to A-mogadon football...
Alex1984

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Posted:
18.Feb 2006 - 17:28

Hey...im going to be coming up next week....what sort of stuff will i need to take with me...sounds like a stupid question but i thought better to be safe than sorry.

Cheers
Kattell

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Posted:
18.Feb 2006 - 17:37

Coming up from where? Beyond Land's End? icon_lol
radar

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Posted:
19.Feb 2006 - 11:31

pair of studded boots and yer sweats.
thuglife7751@hotmail.com

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28.Feb 2006 - 00:16

extremly interested but have only just seen the post ..and trials have been are their anymore trials ??!!!!
radar

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Posted:
14.Mar 2006 - 10:55

hey thug life the trials are ongoing mate turn up on sunday at 11 at the newquay sports centre. bring cleats/studs sweats and a will to win! :twisted:
radar

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Posted:
14.Mar 2006 - 12:22

Sharks touchdown at Newquay sport centre
By Rob Hartley 08.03.2006

ANYONE THAT witnessed the brutality on display in last month’s Superbowl final in Detroit will know that American football is not for the faint-hearted.
But, that didn’t deter a sizeable crowd of curious locals turning out at the sports centre for the first training session of the Cornish Sharks recently.
The anticipated sign-up and assessment day for Cornwall’s Newquay-based gridiron team also attracted a number of more experienced American players recruited mainly from RAF St Mawgan.
And, as players from both sides of the pond mixed, it became clear that the British emphasis on "taking part" was likely to be given short shrift in this ambitious side.
The most famous maxim in the sport is attributed to successful coach Vince Lombardi, who made no apologies when he declared: "Winning isn’t everything, it’s the only thing."
And, this is a sentiment that appears to be shared by Cornwall Sharks’ imposing head coach Brian Smallworth. After spending 40 years coaching and playing the sport everywhere from Texas to London, he is clearly excited at the prospect of putting Newquay on the American football map.
"We will be slotting into division two in our first season, but within five years, I am planning to have this team in division one," he said. "We have 10 sponsors already and a full team taking care of areas such as publicity, finances and merchandise.
"There will be a dedicated American football pitch here at Newquay Sports Centre, but in the future I think we will need to expand with stands for people to watch. We may have to talk to Newquay Football Club, or even with the Cornish Pirates."
But, according to coach Smallworth, basing the team in Newquay is key to its development at this early stage.
"American football players like to have a vibrant town to play in, and Newquay also has the sun which will help. Another factor was definitely the proximity of RAF St Mawgan, where we can draw on the pool of American lads with a bit of experience."
One such experienced player is Shawn Deer from Texas, whose career playing American football since he was five is likely to prove invaluable to this fledgling outfit.
"I played a lot back in the states," explained Shawn, "but we only play tag football back on the base."
"It’ll be good to play some full-contact, but I don’t think at first the standard will be as high as at home."
The sharks are already looking forward to their first game at the start of June, which will be in France against the Lille Vikings. But, most of the games will be closer to home in places like Plymouth, Cardiff and Andover.
At the moment, however, the team is still looking to bolster its squad with more local players, and coach Smallworth is appealing for any interested people to come forward and give it a try.
He continued: "We are looking for a squad of around 50 players, whereas at the moment, we have about 30. We are expecting some more players from Plymouth University and RAF St Mawgan, but locals would give the team more of a permanent feel."
But, it’s not only men that can sample the glitz and glamour of this latest stateside import, because the team are putting together a cheerleading squad to provide motivatio n from the sidelines.
And, if any of the players were tempted to downplay the difficulty of this often patronised sport, the girls training routine must have left them with little doubt about the skill level involved.
"This is a tough activity," explained coach Missy Harcus, "so we need energetic people to come and join our team.
Anyone wanting to join the Cornish Sharks or the cheerleading squad should come to the sports centre for 12 noon on Sunday.

rob@newquayvoice.co.uk
FlammNew
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Posted:
14.Mar 2006 - 14:32

Quote"We will be slotting into division two in our first season, but within five years, I am planning to have this team two divisions higher in division one,"


Isnt that one division higher? Or do the Yanks have a diffrent counting system?
madmax

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Posted:
14.Mar 2006 - 19:47

I'm a PE teacher, RFU & WRFU qualified rugby coach and have played rugby & cricket to a high level in Cornwall and Wales. I played American Football for the last team to play in Cornwall 10 years ago and i'm happy as a cornishman in a pasty shop to see the Sharks in Cornwall, big 'ta' to the coaches for getting things going!
As for you moaning old gits out there, i've played nearly every sport under the sun (or rain) and American Football is one of the most challenging games i've experienced - so many ways to crush your opponent - some even legally!
If you don't like the game, go and do something fulfilling like watching another snore-draw in soccer, or Englands 'finest' rugby players working on a way to give Webb-Ellis away.
AndyQ

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Posted:
14.Mar 2006 - 20:40

No one here gives a damn about England or if they lose the world cup Max. I don't like American Football, i find it boring, but if there are going to be Kernewek lads playing in a team called the Cornish Sharks, they have my blessing :mrgreen: and all the best to the Sharks in their league campaign.
troll

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14.Mar 2006 - 20:41

QuoteQuote: › "We will be slotting into division two in our first season, but within five years, I am planning to have this team two divisions higher in division one,"


Isnt that one division higher? Or do the Yanks have a diffrent counting system?


http://www.gridironuk.co.uk/standings.php I assume they mean going from 2 to 1a to 1.

I think it's good they're ambitious.
radar

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Posted:
14.Mar 2006 - 22:37

thanks for the support guys!!
Mad max why not come play for us mate a lot of the old destroyer crew are training and will be playing again.
Joe

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Posted:
14.Mar 2006 - 23:23

I still find it all too homoerotic to take seriously.
fancyabrew

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15.Mar 2006 - 13:54

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No one here gives a damn about England


Bit of a sweeping statement, only the Cornish biggots don't give a damn
AndyQ

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15.Mar 2006 - 18:39

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Bit of a sweeping statement, only the Cornish biggots don't give a damn



I don't think there was any need for that insulting statement, as what i posted is true. The majority of posters on this forum are Kernewek and believe they are Kernewek and not English so do not support England in any sport.
Alex1984

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18.Mar 2006 - 11:50

Hi

Dont suppose there is anyone from down my way who goes up to the sharks??

Im from St.Ives, it would be easier for me to get there then as i would love to come up to a training session!!

Cheers
renshaw

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Posted:
25.Mar 2006 - 10:09

just my 2p

American Football is an explosive game played anaerobically, the 30 seconds between each play allow a fit player to recover between passages of play so he can explode out of the blocks for the next play. The training focus is one of skill, speed and power. Additionally with unlimited substitutions, relatively fresh players can be kept on the field.

The attraction of American football for me was always the contact, for almost every moment of every play, there are people on the other team that you can hit, admittedly there are rules about how and where, but you still get to knock the snot out of people whether you have the ball or not.

The armour is quite neccessary, my "happy-hat" has numerous gouges and grooves deep into the shell and I have been far more injured playing American Football than I ever have playing Rugby, although the rugby scars are better.

Another major difference is one that seems to catagorise many American sports, the wizened old coach element. In American football, every play on offence is scripted and every defensive play allocates responsabilities to the defending players. This makes for a more tactical game based on thought out strategic decisions rather than the on-field flair of the players.

I believe that American Football is the most complete team sport as every player has to execute their assignments in order for a play to be successful, there are opportunities for personal battles, gratuitous violence and even a role for skinny fast people.

I have taken American Footballers to rugby and vice-versa, the best thing to do is play both before you make a judgement of the game. I believe that American Football is best experienced first-hand from the field of play. Arguing about its merits as a spectator sport is something completely different.
AndyQ

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25.Mar 2006 - 10:19

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there are opportunities for personal battles, gratuitous violence and even a role for skinny fast people.


Sounds like rugby to me!! :mrgreen:
troll

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25.Mar 2006 - 12:23

Quotethere are opportunities for personal battles, gratuitous violence and even a role for skinny fast people.


Yep, I used to enjoy annihilating them (I used to play Corner Back).
anfield4ever

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11.Apr 2006 - 11:09

I've been reading some of your colourful views and ideas on American Football. Personally I think it's healthy to have good, well balanced pros and cons, but I don't know what planet some of you are on. I have seen quotes ranging from the game being "homoerotic" to players having a lower IQ than the numbers on their back. Surely there is nothing more homoerotic than a scrum, I imagine that all the pack have to be "real friendly". As for American football players having a low IQ, all pro players come the the college system and all have degrees. Hmmmm they must be dullards!! All I can say is that all of you who put the sport down, come to Newquay Sports Centre on Sundays from 11.30 onwards and Radar and I and the rest of team will introduce you to this BORING game. icon_lol
FlammNew
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11.Apr 2006 - 14:42

"anfield4ever"this BORING game. icon_lol


You said it. I've been introduced to it already thanks, this fascinating game which packs 30 mins of play into three hours of waiting for the players to decide who stands where while the clock has been switched off. Heaven forfend that the players might have to actually think quickly. If you want me, I'll be levering the top off a tin of paint while waiting for a pot of water to boil.
anfield4ever

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11.Apr 2006 - 14:59

What a highly exciting life you lead "levering the top off a tin of paint while waiting for a pot of water to boil". Are there likeminded individuals like you out there? Your life must be a blast. Just out of curiosity when did you try the game? Must have been exciting to venture outdoors :twisted:
AndyQ

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12.Apr 2006 - 20:47

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Surely there is nothing more homoerotic than a scrum, I imagine that all the pack have to be "real friendly".


Ha! Ha!, the only "fisting" you'll find going on in a scrum matey, is that when your nose explodes across your face!!! :mrgreen:
anfield4ever

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13.Apr 2006 - 07:57

:shock: OOOHHH Scary! Does that come with a side order of a kick in the ********! On a serious note I am a great fan of rugby, I was merely trying to point out some peoples lack of imagination in describing american football and that they should try it before knocking it! icon_smile
Bucc

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23.May 2006 - 18:45

Newquay has a history with American football. Back in the 80's, two of the top players in the national Budweiser League were men from the Newquay area... Quarterback Ian Manley (top passing statistics in all of the UK) and Running Back David Dodd (Dodd was the toughest player I've ever seen. He ran with a meaness that would intimidate defensive players. On many occasions they would avoid tackling him because he punished them so much.)

If the new Sharks team will be made up of men like them, they will do fine. Take a look at the web page: http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Midfield/3369/