ere nipper!

Topical debate
Post Reply
Newforestpolecat
Posts: 277
Joined: Sun Apr 06, 2008 9:00 pm

ere nipper!

Post by Newforestpolecat » Wed Jun 30, 2010 9:21 pm

ere i thought some o you might like this one nipper!

whats red an white and beeps?












the open top bus for the england team .............. reversin back in the garage nipper! :P :roll:

User avatar
GrahamHart
Posts: 2084
Joined: Sun Jul 31, 2005 8:26 pm

Re: ere nipper!

Post by GrahamHart » Wed Jun 30, 2010 9:28 pm

Whats the difference between Cinderella and the England football team?
Cinderella wanted to get to the ball....

Osama bin Laden has just released a new TV message to prove he is still
alive. He said that the England Team performance on Saturday was completely
s**t. British intelligence have dismissed the claim, stating that the
message could have been recorded anytime in the last 44 years.

Robert Green - The only man to leave Africa with out catching anything .


In a statement from broadcasting house, all future England games will now
be shown on the gay porn channel. It is thought that 11 arsεholes being
regularly shafted is too explicit for regular TV.


I can't believe we only managed a draw against a s**t team we should easily
have beaten......I'm ashamed to call myself Algerian.

Fifa have released a statement saying the fan didn't break into the
dressing room after all, but was let in by Rob Green.

What's the difference between Rob Green's spill and BP's spill?
Robert Green has got a cap for his.

Fabio Capello was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket car
park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her bags of shopping. He
stopped and asked, "Can you manage dear?" To which the old lady replied,
"No way. You got yourself into this f*****g mess, don't ask me to sort it
out..."

The FA have launched an inquiry to find out how a fan found his way into
the dressing room. And another enquiry into how Aaron Lennon found his way
into the dressing room.

Newforestpolecat
Posts: 277
Joined: Sun Apr 06, 2008 9:00 pm

Re: ere nipper!

Post by Newforestpolecat » Wed Jun 30, 2010 9:37 pm

:lol: :lol: ere im gonna print they out for the lads nipper !

User avatar
GrahamHart
Posts: 2084
Joined: Sun Jul 31, 2005 8:26 pm

Re: ere nipper!

Post by GrahamHart » Fri Jul 02, 2010 1:40 pm

England have just announced flood warning alerts as 5 million Scots pish themselves laughing

saxonscum
Posts: 72
Joined: Sun Oct 18, 2009 9:08 pm

Re: ere nipper!

Post by saxonscum » Tue Jul 06, 2010 1:33 pm

Did you hear about the terrible and tragic accident which happened to the Cornish bobsleigh team? They crashed into the Germans on their way up.

User avatar
TeamKernow
Posts: 4724
Joined: Wed Nov 02, 2005 11:47 pm

Re: ere nipper!

Post by TeamKernow » Tue Jul 06, 2010 1:41 pm

saxonscum wrote:Did you hear about the terrible and tragic accident which happened to the Cornish bobsleigh team? They crashed into the Germans on their way up.
Are you sure you're not cross-migrating and mixing up your Celtic Nation abuse stereotypes there, saxonscum?

saxonscum
Posts: 72
Joined: Sun Oct 18, 2009 9:08 pm

Re: ere nipper!

Post by saxonscum » Tue Jul 06, 2010 5:02 pm

Nope, just telling a joke, much like nige999, at whose offerings I laughed like a drain.

Nige999
Posts: 617
Joined: Thu Jun 15, 2006 11:39 am

Re: ere nipper!

Post by Nige999 » Tue Jul 06, 2010 5:22 pm

at least mine were funny, yours doesn't make sense...........................

saxonscum
Posts: 72
Joined: Sun Oct 18, 2009 9:08 pm

Re: ere nipper!

Post by saxonscum » Tue Jul 06, 2010 5:43 pm

They do to me.....

User avatar
TeamKernow
Posts: 4724
Joined: Wed Nov 02, 2005 11:47 pm

Re: ere nipper!

Post by TeamKernow » Tue Jul 06, 2010 6:26 pm

And, of course, some jokes are all about self pleasuring...

User avatar
Marhak
Posts: 11075
Joined: Thu Jun 08, 2006 7:46 am

Re: ere nipper!

Post by Marhak » Tue Jul 06, 2010 9:35 pm

What do you call an Englishman in a World Cup final?

A referee.

saxonscum
Posts: 72
Joined: Sun Oct 18, 2009 9:08 pm

Re: ere nipper!

Post by saxonscum » Tue Jul 06, 2010 9:50 pm

Yeah. Hopefully a good referee.

No excuses, Marhak, we were dreadful. But anyone with a decent knowledge of the game would have told you that particular squad, which failed so miserably in 2006, was hardly likely to shine in 2010, especially playing in an outmoded (and hopefully now thoroughly discredited) 4-4-2 formation.

Perhaps, when all the xenophobic nonsense has died down, we'll learn something from our disaster, but I'm not holding my breath.

Post Reply

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 2 guests